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Wrecked on Triple Sec

from Life's Too Short for Girth Control by Girth Control

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We’re going out, you kids have fun. (Later, mom and dad!) Don’t get in trouble while we’re gone. (Why do you always say that? Why do you always say that?) You know we’re fine young citizens, across the board B averages, but you really shoulda thought to lock the liquor cabinet. I’m wrecked on triple sec again. Let’s crank “Let’s Face It” on my parents’ stereo and skank through the kitchen. We’re wrecked on triple sec and grenadine again, mixing Pepsi and Kahlua with my stupid fuckin’ friends! Get up, son, it’s time for school. (Five more minutes) What time did you guys stay up til? (Don’t know what you’re saying, what are you implying?) You know we’re fine young citizens, across the board C averages, but you really shoulda thought to lock the liquor cabinet. I’m wrecked on triple sec again. Let’s crank “Life Won’t Wait” on my parents’ stereo and skank through the kitchen. We’re bombed on mom’s vanilla extract once again, mixing Mountain Dew and boxed wine with my stupid fuckin’ friends! Are those footprints on the frozen pool? Why’s the litter box soggy and full? Why are there Dutch guts in the trash? Why is my foot stuck in your ass? I’m wrecked on triple sec again. Let’s crank Less Than Jake on my parents’ stereo and skank through the kitchen. We’re wrecked on triple sec and grenadine again, mixing up some stupid drinks with my stupid fuckin’ friends!

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from Life's Too Short for Girth Control, released March 1, 2024

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Girth Control Albany, New York

Girth Control poses the eternal question: what got you stoked in the first place? The upstate NY ska/punk trio wants you to remember the days of circle pits and skateboards, basement bands and beer bongs, the beauty of punk rock in all its permutations. It’s the sound of three punk rock lifers fueled by the infectious joy of making dumb music with good friends, still stoked after all these years. ... more

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