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    Girth Control's 25-song masterpiece on your choice of Golden Dorito or Very Classy Green colored vinyl, each limited to 100 copies.

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    Get yourself a sweet deal on the new record and an exclusive "Laughin' and Rockin' Out" t-shirt, featuring artwork by Brendan Halayko (@brendanontheinternet) and hand-printed by Insidious Industries in scenic Buffalo, NY! Your choice of Golden Dorito or Very Classy Green colored vinyl and shirt color! Includes a digital download of the album. Please email us at girthcontrol69@gmail.com if you'd like to bundle your vinyl with a different shirt design or if you don't see your size listed.

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Work shirts! All I ever seem to wear is work shirts! Fold my laundry, all it is is work shirts! I don’t know who I am anymore. Get home after work and I’m so tired and defeated. Get high enough I can pretend that life has got a meaning. Sit around in pajamas watching TV for six hours or so. I never leave the house so I’m never making laundry. Might as well bring all my cool band shirts to the Salvation Army. Got too fat to fit into all my favorite jeans anyway. (Hey! Hey!) My Chuck Taylors gather dust, it’s just boots to house slippers. Hey babe, do you think you can pass me the clicker? I gotta turn the subtitles on to hear over my chewing. Work shirts! Open my drawers, all it is is work shirts! All I ever seem to wear is work shirts! Guess I’m not as cool as I was before.

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from Life's Too Short for Girth Control, released March 1, 2024

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Girth Control Albany, New York

Girth Control poses the eternal question: what got you stoked in the first place? The upstate NY ska/punk trio wants you to remember the days of circle pits and skateboards, basement bands and beer bongs, the beauty of punk rock in all its permutations. It’s the sound of three punk rock lifers fueled by the infectious joy of making dumb music with good friends, still stoked after all these years. ... more

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