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I thought we were getting blitzed but go ahead and bring the kids. This sure is a pretty shitty party. I still love my old friends but a lot of things have changed since then. Some of us have mortgages and some of us have bands. We still get a beer a couple times a year but when I get that invite in the mail, my hands tremble in fear. No, not again! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’re the same old dude and it’s always rad hanging out with you but when did you get to be so repulsively responsible? I still love my old friends but a lot of things have changed since then. Some of us shred flying V’s and some of us have kids. We still bong a beer once or twice a year but when your wife sends that e-invite, I avert my eyes in fear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we’re all watching carbs and cholesterol but do we really have to eat all these fucking vegetables? I could use a beer or two but I guess kombucha will have to do. This sure is a pretty shitty party. I’m always immature and underdressed, and all your grown-up friends ain’t too impressed. Even though I’m here under duress, I’m proud of you man, I’ll confess. I could use a marg or two but I guess Sunny D will have to do. This sure is a pretty shitty party.

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from Life's Too Short for Girth Control, released March 1, 2024

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Girth Control Albany, New York

Girth Control poses the eternal question: what got you stoked in the first place? The upstate NY ska/punk trio wants you to remember the days of circle pits and skateboards, basement bands and beer bongs, the beauty of punk rock in all its permutations. It’s the sound of three punk rock lifers fueled by the infectious joy of making dumb music with good friends, still stoked after all these years. ... more

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