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I’m passin’ out, I’m passin’ out. Too much responsibility, I just wanna lie down on the couch. This bad boy is fully reclined, why would I leave the house? Going to Little Caesars and I’m going off. I got a deep dish Hot-n-Ready, Italian cheesy bread with Crazy Sauce (sauce!). Stuffed my face and smoked a bowl, passed out at 5 and missed your show. Sorry if I bummed you out but I was busy passin’ out. Sometimes life’s so good, you just wanna pause it. Sometimes being awake is total dogshit. I’m passin’ out, I’m passin’ out. Too much responsibility, I just wanna lie down on the couch. This bad boy is so comfortable, I’m never going out. I’ve been working 40 hours and I’ve had enough. So I called my boss and said with a cough, “man, I could sure use the afternoon off!” Now I’m free, what’s on TV? A Seinfeld block from noon to 3. I’ve seen this one a thousand times, so maybe I’ll just rest my eyes. Sometimes life’s so good, you just wanna pause it. Sometimes being awake is total dogshit. I was gonna fix the bathroom sink but in my back there lies a kink. So now I sink into the couch. Pizza sauce surrounds my mouth. I nap, nap, nap upon the floor. Nap, nap, nap forever more. Hey, uh… babe? Could you buy me some beer when you go to the store? I’m passin’ out, I’m passin’ out. I’ll take the trash out later man, I just wanna lie down on the couch. This Cheeseboy is so comfortable, I’m down for the count. I’m passin’ out.

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Girth Control Albany, New York

Girth Control poses the eternal question: what got you stoked in the first place? The upstate NY ska/punk trio wants you to remember the days of circle pits and skateboards, basement bands and beer bongs, the beauty of punk rock in all its permutations. It’s the sound of three punk rock lifers fueled by the infectious joy of making dumb music with good friends, still stoked after all these years. ... more

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