These fashionable garments feature pizza box style artwork by Buffalo's finest Joseph Szczygielski (IG @artbyjoeski) on natural color shirts pro-printed by 518Prints. Few designs have ever visually conveyed the essence of Girth Control as perfectly as this one. Add your own pizza grease stains for true authenticity.
Life's Too Short for Girth Control – Both Vinyl Variants
$45 USD
Life's Too Short for Girth Control – Vinyl+Shirt Bundle
$40 USD
Life's Too Short for Girth Control – Vinyl LP
$25 USD
Girth Control Beer Bong
$35 USD
Too Many Dudes shirt!
$25 USD
Shorter Faster Dumber – 7" vinyl full length!
$10 USD
What Got You Stoked in the First Place? – CD!
$7 USD
Magnet & Sticker Pack
$5 USD
Girth Control Albany, New York
Girth Control poses the eternal question: what got you stoked in the first place? The upstate NY ska/punk trio wants you to remember the days of circle pits and skateboards, basement bands and beer bongs, the beauty of punk rock in all its permutations. It’s the sound of three punk rock lifers fueled by the infectious joy of making dumb music with good friends, still stoked after all these years. ... more
